I want my children to have all the things I couldn’t afford. Then I want to move in with them.
-Phyllis Diller
I want my children to have all the thing…
I never made Who’s Who but I’m feature…
I never made Who’s Who but I’m featured in What’s That.
-Phyllis Diller
If it weren’t for baseball, many kids w…
If it weren’t for baseball, many kids wouldn’t know what a millionaire looked like.
-Phyllis Diller
Cleaning your house while your kids are …
Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing is like shoveling the walk before it stops snowing.
-Phyllis Diller
