I want my children to have all the thing…

I want my children to have all the things I couldn’t afford. Then I want to move in with them.
-Phyllis Diller

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I never made Who’s Who but I’m feature…

I never made Who’s Who but I’m featured in What’s That.
-Phyllis Diller

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If it weren’t for baseball, many kids w…

If it weren’t for baseball, many kids wouldn’t know what a millionaire looked like.
-Phyllis Diller

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Cleaning your house while your kids are …

Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing is like shoveling the walk before it stops snowing.
-Phyllis Diller

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